dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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