Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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