I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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