i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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