if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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