idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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