Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
