We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Randomize
