theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
whose parrot is this?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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