are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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