I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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