How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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