I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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