they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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