You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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