We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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