I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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