Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Congratulations! We have a period
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