My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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