I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I deserve this hangover.
Drunk is a universal language darling
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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