We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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