I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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