I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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