They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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