Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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