idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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