How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
