He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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