After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
