why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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