Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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