WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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