How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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