Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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