I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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