its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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