his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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