I think i sorta joined a cult last night
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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