your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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