Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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