1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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