New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
