Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I stole a fireplace last night.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
