check it out our google latitudes are spooning
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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