We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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