check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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