we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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