Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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