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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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