Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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