Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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