Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
