ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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