OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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