you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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