so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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