Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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