jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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